Victory hindi MP3 Songs

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Album: Victory
Director: Ajit Pal
Producer: Ajit Pal , Manmohan Shetty , Kumar Mangat
Written by: Ajit Pal , Kannan Iyer
Music composer: Anu Malik
Cast: Harman Baweja , Amrita Rao , Anupam Kher , Bret Lee , Navjot Singh Siddhu , Allan Border , Gulshan Grover , Mohindar Amarnath
Year: 2008


To download Right-click on song & select “Save target as..

1: Money Money Money: Anushka Manchanda , Krishna
2: Balla Utha Chakka Laga: Daler Mehndi , Sukhwinder Singh
3: Aisa Toh Socha Na Tha: K.K
4: We Love Kirket: Kailash Kher
5: Tu Ne Re: Shaan
6: Victory: Dibendu
7: Mazaa Aa Gaya: Sonu Nigam , Suresh Wadkar , Sudesh Bhosle , Altaaf Raja , Sumitra Iyyer , Mahalaxmi Iyer

Happy New Year 2009

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Hi

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you- Here is my wishes to all of you-

H ours of happy times with friends and family
A bundant time for relaxation
P rosperity
P lenty of love when you need it the most
Y outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasures

N ights of restful slumber (you know - dont’ worry be happy)
E verything you need
W ishing you love and light

Y ears and years of good health
E njoyment and mirth
A angels to watch over you
R embrances of a happy years!

Phoolon Ko Tohfa—- Happy New Year 2009

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Unko humse muhabbat hone to do,
Phoolon ko tohfa hum denge.
Khwaab aankhoo ko koi sanjone to do,
Phoolo ko tohfa hum denge

Hai dil main tamanna ye baki abhi,
Ke humpe kabhi wo karange karam.
In saanso pe hai bas ikhtiyaar unka
Bas uski hi khatir hum lete hain dum.

Unki nazare inayat hone to do,
Phoolo ko tohfa hum denge.
Naaz hai humko mahboob pe apne,
Koi bhi janha mai us jaisa nahi hai.

Hotho se pila kar jo madhosh kar de,
Aankhon mein uski wo maykashi hai.
Jawan mohabbat ka daraft hone to do,
Phoolo ko tohfa hum denge.

Khuda ka hua humpe karam dosto,
Aisa dilnashi jo haasil hua.
Khuda ne banaya usko mere liye,
Wo to bandgi ke kaabil hua.

Buland apni kismet hone to do,
Phoolo ko tohfa hum denge.

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (All Videos from Movie in Smartmovie)

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Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai - 2
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai
Phir Milenge Chalte Chalte
Haule Haule
Dancing Jodi
Dance Pe Chance

Toota Dil

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Is kadar wo yad karte hai hame
Ankho hee ankho me baya karne wale
Dete hai hai muskrahat ka tohfa,
Kal tak jo bhool baithe the hame

Gaflat me hoo khawab hee lagata hai
Unkaa fir aanaa ek chahat see jagata hai
Jee chata hai thaam loo daaman unka
Par fir us toote hue dil ka khyal ataa hai

Kis kadar wo chahte the hame
Har pal pahloo me rahne wale
Dawaa karte the marham bane ka jo
Wahee jakhm gaharaa de gaye the hame

Wo to bhoola baithe the iskadar hame
Ham hai kee khawabo me unhe hee dekhte hai
Aaj aye hai wo fir ek gujarish ke saath
Kya toote hooe dil ko jod payenge wo..?

Good Morning

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“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.”

If i get ur smile,
I dont need flowers,
If i hear ur voice
I dont need music,
If u speak to me
I dont need anybody,
If u r my friend
I dont need the word
“miss u ”

Good News About 2009

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Enjoy …………….

Next year all the holidays are on Friday and Monday J
Holiday list 2009
S.No Date Day Occasion
1 26-Jan-09 Monday Republic Day
2 27-Mar-09 Friday Gudi Padwa
3 01-May-09 Friday May Day
4 14-Aug-09 Friday Janamashtami
5 21-Sep-09 Monday Ramzan
6 28-Sep-09 Monday Vijaya Dashami
7 02-Oct-09 Friday Gandhi Jayanthi
8 19-Oct-09 Monday Naraka Chaturdashi/ Deepavali
9 25-Dec-09 Friday Christmas

Mubarak ho apko…

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Sunehri dhop barsat key bad, thori si hansi har baat key bad,Mubarak
ho apko 2009,2008 key bad.

Happy New Year 2009

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Open it, please…
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§ HAPPY NEW §
§ YEAR 2009 §
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Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…!

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Ek-Khubsurti..!
Ek-Tajgi..!
Ek-Sapna..!
Ek-Sachai..!
Ek-Kalpana..!
Ek-Ahsas..!
Ek-Astha..!
Ek-Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…!

Kaise Mujhe - Ghajini songs (New Video in MP4)

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Christmas SMS collection (Natal sms)

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Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.
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If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
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Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas
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Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
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Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
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Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.
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Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!
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Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
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Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
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Love Shayari

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Hum raat ki tanhai mai unhe yaad kiya kartehai
aur sitaro se unka zikar kiya karte hai
woh aaye na aaye khawbo mai
fir bhi hum unka intezar kiya karte hai…

Royegi aankhe Muskurane ke baad,
Aayegi raat Din Dhal jane ke baad,
O Janewale Zara mud ke Dekh,
Shayad Yeh ZINDAGI hii Na Rahe Tere Jaane Ke Baad.

Dur nigaho se bar bar jaya na karo,
Dil Ko is tarah tadpaya mat karo,
tum bin Ek pal bhi Jee na payenge Hum,
Yeh Ehsaas bar bar Dilaya na karo…

Agar jawab doge to baat karenge!
Nahi doge to intezar karenge!
DOSTI ki hai aapse isliye marte dam tak
aap ko har pal YAAD karenge….

Judai aapkirulati rahegi,
yaad aapki aati rahegi..pal pal jaan jati rahegi,
per jab tak jism me jaan hai..
har saans pyar k wade nibhate rahenge !!!

Gum Na Ho Waha…

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Gum Na Ho Waha Jaha Ho Fasana Tera,
Khusiyan Dhundhti Rahe Asiyana Tera,
Wo Waqt Hi Na Aaye Jab Tu Udas Ho,
Ye Duniya Bhula Na Sake Muskurana Tera….

Billo Barber (New Video in Smartmovie)

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21th December

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Happy Birthday To Govinda

Name : Govinda Ahuja
Petname : Chichi
Address : 105 Jal Darshan, AWing Ruia Park, Juhu, Mumbai 400049
Date of Birth : 21st December, 1963
Height : 5' 8"
Family : Wife - Suneeta, Father - Arun Kumar Ahuja (Producer), Mother - Nirmala Devi (Singer), Brother - Kirti Kumar (Producer, director, actor)
Hobbies : -
Debut Film : illzam (1986)

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (All Videos from Movie in 3GP)

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Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai - 2 
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai 
Phir Milenge Chalte Chalte 
Haule Haule 
Dancing Jodi 
Dance Pe Chance

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (All Videos from Movie in MP4)

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Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai - 2 
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai 
Phir Milenge Chalte Chalte 
Haule Haule 
Dancing Jodi 
Dance Pe Chance

Kaise Mujhe - Ghajini (New Video in Smartmovie)

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You Are All Of My Beautiful Dreams

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You are all of my beautiful dreams,
put together, and rolled into one.
You're the moon and stars in my sky,
and the light of my morning sun.. 

You're my first thought in the morning,
and my very last thought each night.
Dreams of you hold me through my day;
bring comfort to me, until morning light. 

You have brought me a world of love,
which fills every emotion within me.
A world I always knew could exist,
but not one, I ever thought I would see. 

A beautiful world that can only be seen,
through the hearts of two joined as one.
One that paints all of the colours of love,
more deeply within, as each day is done. 

A portrait of love, captured by my heart,
and reflected so deeply into my soul.
Embracing me within beautiful dreams,
from love so precious, it makes me whole.

Ten Christmas Commandments

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“The following item appeared in a church newsletter and contains some good advice that will help us keep selfishness in check this Christmas:

1. You shall not leave Christ out of Christmas.
2. You shall prepare your soul for Christmas. Spend not so much on gifts that your soul is forgotten.
3. You shall not let Santa Claus replace Christ, thus robbing the day of its spiritual reality.
4. You shall not burden the shop girl, the mailman, and the merchant with complaints and demands.
5. You shall give yourself with your gift. This will increase its value a hundred fold, and the one who receives it shall treasure it forever.
6. You shall not value gifts received by their cost. Even the least expensive may signify love, and that is more priceless than silver and gold.
7. You shall not neglect the needy. Share your blessings with many who will go hungry and cold if you are generous.
8. You shall not neglect your church. Its services highlight the true meaning of the season.
9. You shall be as a little child. Not until you become in spirit as a little one are you ready to enter into the kingdom of Heaven.
10. You shall give your heart to Christ. Let Him be at the top of your Christmas list.

Anyone keeping these commandments is sure to have a blessed Christmas.

Happy Christmas 2008

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Christmas is the time of year for
Happy wishes to everyone,
Rich plum pud, a wreathe on each door,
Inspiring carols and party fun.

Seeing the people that you love;
Thinking of ones that you can’t see,
Mistletoe hanging up above
And presents around the Christmas tree.

Spare a thought for the baby boy,
(this is His birthday, as you know);
Invite Him in to share your joy:
Make him part of this wonderful show.

Eve and day and Boxing day too,
Joy be with you all of the time;
Only one wish I have for you:
Your year may be full of all that’s fine

Merry Christmas SMS

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Twelve Christmas Wishes for You

1. A Bunch Of Hugs From Me
2. A Stocking Full Of Smiles
3. A Star Of Love Upon The Tree
4. A Christmas That’s Worthwhile
5. A New Year Full Of Peace
6. A Cup Of Good Cheer
7. Presents Under The Tree
8. Happiness In The New Year
9. A Life Of Good Health
10. A Lot More Hugs From Me
11. A Computer That Never Fails
12. And Loads More Hugs From Me

Merry Christmas !!!!

The Christmas Fairy was sent to your inbox to bring….

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The Christmas Fairy was sent
to your inbox to bring….

A dash of peace
A sprinkle of love
A sparkle of belief
A shimmer of happiness
A glitter of hope
A touch of magic

Merry Christmas
and Happy New Year

Christmas Angel

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May the Christmas Angel
find her way to you,
and bless you with all the things,
that only an angel can do…

Like peace in your heart,
A home filled with love,
Warmth from family,
Comfort from friends,
Good health, and good days,
Smiles and happiness…

May the Christmas Angel
find her way to you,
And bless you a million times,
A million ways…
With many Happy Holidays.

Pappu Sms Jokes

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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one
is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at
home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

Hindi SMS

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Har Kisi se Nazar milaya nahi karte,
Youn kisi se dil nahi karte,
bahut poochenge log tumse hamari baatein,
yeh dil ki baatein hai, har kisi ko bataya nahi karte,
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Mahek Dosti Ki Ishq Se Kam Nahin Hoti,
Ishq Se Zindagi Khatam Nahin Hoti,
Agar Sath Ho Zindagi Mein Achche Dost Ka,
To Zindagi Jannat Se Kam Nahin Hoti,
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Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,
Woh din jo tere sath guzare the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai,
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du.
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

Raaz - The Mystery Continues songs lyrics (Raaz 2 songs lyrics)

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Maahi (Dil Roye Ya Ilahi) Lyrics Hindi Song Title: Maahi (Dil Roye Ya Ilahi) : RAAZ - THE MYSTERY CONTINUES
Singer(s): TOSHI
Cast(s): EMRAN HASHMI , KANGNA RANAUT , ADHYAYAN SUMAN


(Tujhe Milke Laga Hai Yeh
Tujhe Dhundh Raha Tha Main) - 2
Tujh Mein Hai Kuch Aise Subah Sa
Jiski Khaatir Main Tha Jaga Sa
Aa Tu Mere Khwab Sajaa Ja Re
Maahi Aaja Re Maahi Aaja Re
Tujh Mein Hai Kuch Aisi Subah Sa
Jiski Khaatir Main Tha Jaga Sa
Aa Tu Mere Khwab Sajaa Ja Re..
(Dil Roye Ya Ilahi Tu Aaja Mere Maahi) - 3
Mere Maahi Mere Maahi Tu Aaja Mere Maahi
(Tujhe Milke Laga Hai Yeh
Tujhe Dhundh Raha Tha Main) - 2
Tujh Mein Hai Kuch Aise Subah Sa
Jisko Khaatir Main Tha Jaga Sa
Aa Tu Mere Khwab Sajaa Ja Re..
(Dil Roye Ya Ilahi Tu Aaja Mere Maahi) - 2
Mere Maahi Mere Maahi Tu Aaja Mere Maahi
Dil Roye Ya Ilahi Tu Aja Mere Maahi

Maahi Maahi Maahi, Maahi Maahi Maahi
Dhadkano Mein Maahi, Saaanson Mein Hai Maahi
Tu Hi Hai Mere Dil Ki Tamanna
Teri Hi Yaadein Har Lamha
De Mujhe De Apna Aanchal
Dhoop Mein Jalta Main Harpal
Tujh Mein Hai Kuch Aisi Ghata Sa
Jiske Liye Hoon Mein Pyaasa Sa
Aa Tu Meri Pyaas Bujha Ja Re
(Dil Roye Ya Ilahi Tu Aaja Mere Maahi) - 2
Mere Maahi Mere Maahi
Ho Aaja Mere Maahi Dil Roye Ya Ilahi
Tu Aaja Mere Maahi Dil Roye Ya Ilahi

Maahi Maahi Maahi, Maahi Maahi Maahi
Bas Mera Tu Maahi Saaanso Mein Hai Maahi
Hain Mujhe Hai Tera Armaan Hai Tuhe Hai Mera Banna
Har Ghadi Teri Dil Mein Aahat Ttu Mile Mil Jaaye Raahat
Jud Ke Bhi Tu Mujhse Juda Sa
Mulke Bhi Tu Kya Hai Khafaa Sa
Aaaja Meri Baahon Mein Saja Re..
Hoo, Jud Ke Bhi Tu Mujhse Juda Sa
Milke Bhi Tu Kya Hai Khafaa Sa
Aaaja Meri Baaho Mein Saja Re
(Dil Roye Ya Ilahi Tu Aaja Mere Maahi) - 4
Maahi ................


Kaise Ye Raaz Hai Lyrics Hindi Song Title: Kaise Ye Raaz Hai : RAAZ - THE MYSTERY CONTINUES
Singer(s): K K
Cast(s): EMRAN HASHMI , KANGNA RANAUT , ADHYAYAN SUMAN


Raaton Ki Tanhai Mein
Subhon Ki Parchayi Mein, Hey Hey Hey
Chehra Hai Kya, Yeh Meri Aankhon Mein..
Khushboo Hai Kya, Yeh Meri Saasson Mein..
Kaisa Yeh Raaz Hai.., Jo Ke Khulta Nahi..
Kyun Mere Zehen Mein.., Tu Hai Aye Ajnabee..
Hey Hey Wo Wo Ooo, Hey Hey Heyi Hey Ii..


Hota Hai Jo Sawaalo Mein
Milta Nahi Jawabon Mein
Rehta Hai Jo Khayalo Mein
Ab Tak Hai Woh Hijabo Mein..
Hai Dil Ka Yeh, Kaisa Mausam
Na Dhoop Hai, Na Hai Shabnam, Ooo
Kaisa Yeh Raaz Hai.., Jo Ke Khulta Nahi..
Kyun Mere Zehen Mein.., Tu Hai Aye Ajnabee...
Hey Hey Wo Wo Ooo, Hey Hey Heyi Hey Ii..

Raaton Ki Tanhai Mein
Subhon Ki Parchayi Mein, Hey Hey Hey
Chehra Hai Kya, Yeh Meri Aankhon Mein..
Khushboo Hai Kya, Yeh Meri Saasson Mein..

Jaane Hai Kya Sitaron Mein
Gardish Si Hai Isharo Main
Patjhahd Si Hai Baharo Main
Toofan Sa Hai Kinaro Mein
Dastak Si Hai, Kya Yeh Hardam
Aahat Si Hai, Kya Yeh Hardam, Ooo
Kaisa Yeh Raaz Hai.., Jo Ke Khulta Nahi..
Kyun Mere Zehen Mein.., Tu Hai Aye Ajnabee...
Hey Hey Wo Wo Ooo, Hey Hey Heyi Hey Ii..

Likhe jo khat…..

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Likhe jo Khat tuje,
Woh teri yaad mein,

Sare khat PAPA ne padh liye.

Savera jab hua to joote itne pade,
wo faishon wale baal hawamein ud gaye.!!!

Nice Hindi Sms Collection

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(1)
Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha. 

(2)
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du… 

(3)
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya. 

(4)
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye
DIL paye bhi nahi jate.

Mujhse Shaadi Karogi.?.

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BOY: Mujhse Shaadi Karogi
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BOY: Achhi Film Hai Na
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GIRL: Kutte Ke Bache
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GIRL: Kitne Cute Hote Hai Na

New MP3 Ring Tones (includes new Fashion Theme and Haule Haule in Remix)

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Aamir Dialogue
Best Lata Music Tere Bina Zindagi se
Bhigi Bhigi Raton Me
Bubbles
Dhoom 3 Srk
Dj Maa Da Ladla
Dostana What The Fuk
Fashion Fast Track
Haule Haule Remix
Jumbo Akshay Kumar
K3g Best Tone
Punjabi Gurbani
Sms 007 Bond
Yuvvraaj Ghajini Mix

Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai - RNBDJ (New Video in 3GP)

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Lagi Shart!

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BOY TO A GIRL

BOY- MAI TUMHE BINA TUCH KIYE KISS KAR SAKTA HU
GIRL- IMPOSIBLE.
BOY- LAGI SHART 100-100 KI
GIRL-OK
LADKE NE USE KAS KAR KISS KAR LIYA
GIRL- Y Y YE TO TUMNE MUJHE CHHOO LIYA
BOY- HA MAI SHART HAR GAYA YE LO 100/- RUPYE

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi (2008 New Movie All Ring Tones in MIDI and MMF)

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Dance Pe Chance mid
Dance Pe Chance mmf
Dancing Jodi mid
Dancing Jodi mmf
Haule Haule mid
Haule Haule mmf
Phir Milenge Chalte Chalte mid
Phir Milenge Chalte Chalte mmf
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai mid
Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai mmf

S.I.D.H.U. - Chandni Chowk To China feat. Akshay Kumar (New Video in 3GP)

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Dost

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Jaise Chand ke paas Taare anek hai
Par har Taare ke paas sirf Chand ek hai
Waise hi Aapke paas Dost anek hai
Par Humare paas sirf Aap ek hai.

Hindi Jokes

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Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….

O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….

Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…

confuse kyu kar rahi hai…

Shayari

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Yaadon Mein Har Pal Rahti Ho Tum,
Kabhi Na Dil Mein Khayaal Ho Tera Kam,
Tamanna Hai Yeh Dilki Mere,
Ki Tujhe Kabhi Chaahun Na Kam,
Bayaan Karun Jau Hai Dil Mein Mere,
Kahe Na Chaahen Hum,
Kahe Na Chaaho Tum,
Par Bayaan Karen Tau Hum Kaise Karen,
Dilse Hothon Tak Aaye Par,
Kahe Na Paayen Hum,Kahe Na Pao Tum.

Ek ladies this one for you…

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ek
taras gyi aankhein ek baar tere didar ko…
ya khuda ek baar to paise nikalwa de..
goli maar du aagey se udhaar ko…
sorry if hurts

Hindi Jokes

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Manpreet te billo da nawa nawa vyah hoya:
Manpreet Billo Nu:
Billo Chal Honeymoon Tay Chaliyeh
Billo: Suno jee swaray swaray tangh na karo minu kam hai
hali mai kapday dhonay hain, bhanday bhi manjnay hain
tussi ik kam karo honeymoon te Bheeji nu lai jao!!!

Jee Nahi payenge

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Dil Lagta Nahi Hai ab Tumhare Bina
Khamosh Se Rehne Lage Hein Tumhare Bina
Jaldi Laut Aao Ab Yahi Chaah Hai
Warna Ji Na Payenge Tumhare Bina…!!!

Love SMS Shayaris Collections for your Love…

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Yaadon mein meri tum aaya na karo
Yun baar baar bevaqt hamein sataaya na karo
Pyar karte ho tum bhi humse maloom hai yeh
Yun sabke saamne beithke sharmaaya na karo

Karenge tumse wafa hum har ghadi
Kabhi shikaayat ka mauka na denge tumhein
Haste haste guzaarenge zindagi ka har lamha
Kabhi roothne ka mauka na denge tumhein

Jagaaya unhone aisa ke aaj tak so na sakke
Rulaaya unhone aisa ke sabke saamne ro bhi na sakke
Jaane kya baat thi unn mein….
Jabse maana unhe apna tabse kisi ke ho na sakke
Neendh aankhon se udh gayi hai
Cheyn dil ka kahin kho gaya hai
Haalat dil ki na poocho humse aap….
Kahin mujhe pyar toh nahin hogaya hai You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a tree,
But the best way to fall,
Is to fall in love with me

Bikhri si inn zulfo ko tu apni ungliyo se aake savaar le
Mere khwaab mein aa ke mere saath yeh tanha raat guzaar le
Hota nahin ab inn meethi yaadon se mera guzaara
Marr na jaau kahin iss se pehle mujhe dil se pukaar le

Teri sabhi baatein baar baar yaad karna acha lagta hai..
Tumhein khud mein mehsoos karna acha lagta hai..
Dua hai bas yahi ke Khuda aapko humse juda na kare..
Kyunke tera saanso ke nazdeek rehna acha lagta hai

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai…

“KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE”

hichikiyon se ek bat ka ehsas hota hein
ki shayad koi humhein bhi yad kartaa hein
beshak milne naa aaye par
char lamhein humpar barbad to karta hein” Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye,
Jubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye,
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum,
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye. Aap ke chahne wale bohot honge, lekin hum bhi kuch kum nahi,
Aap ke naam ke siway hume koi naam yaad nahi,
Aap ko yaad karne ke siway hume kuch kaam nahi,
Dil karta hai sirf ek baar pardes aanke tumhe dekh lu,
Phir maut bhi aae to koi gum nahi…. Missing u a lot my love…… Duniya mein aisa phool nahin jis mein khushboo na ho
Aisa sitaara nahin jis mein roshni na ho
Hamari zindagi mein aisa ek pal nahin
Jis mein “A” aap ki yaad na ho Tumhain Dil Main Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon..!!!!

Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badhaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khayal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte. !!!

Tum Kya Jano Kya Hai Tanhai,
Is Tute Hue Patte Se Pucho Kya Hai Judai,
Yu Bewafa Ka Ilzam Na De Zalim,
Is Waqt Se Puch Kis Waqt Teri Yaad Na Aayi… Zindagi Sirf Muhabbbat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai,
Zulf-O-Rukhsaar Ki Jannat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai. Bhook Aur Pyaas Ki Maari Hui Is Duniya Mein,
Ishq Hi Ek Haqeeqat Nahi, Kuch Aur Bhi Hai.

Sitare to bohot hai, magar Chand jaisa koi nahi,
Phool to bohot hai, magar Gulab jaisa koi nahi,
Shayar to bohot hai ees duniya main, magar Aap jaisa koi nahi,
Aur dost to bohot hai hamare, magar Aap jaisa Heera(diamond) koi nahi…

Poocho na us kaagaz se,
jis per hum dil ke bayaan likhte hain,
Tanhaayion mein beeti baatein tamaam likhte hain,
woh kalam bhi dewani ho gayi,

jis se hum tumhaara naam likhte hain..Jis Ki Qurbat Mein Karar Bohat Hai,
Usss Ka Milna Dushwar Bohat Hai,
Jo Meray Haathon Ki Lakiron Mein Nahin,

Usss Shaks Se Humain Piyar Bohat Hai..

Kya kahen kuch kaha nahi jaata.
Dard mitha hae par saha nahi jata.
Rishta ban gaya is qadar aap se
Bin yaad kiye aapko ab raha nahi jata

Santa Banta Jokes

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santa : Why Did The Man Put His Radio In His Refrigerator?
banta : I Give Up.
santa : Stupid, Because He Wanted To Hear Cool Music

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jasmeet : "your Honor, I Want To Divorce My Husband Santa."
judge : "but Why ?"
jasmeet : "because He Is Not Faithful To Me."
judge : "how Do You Know ?"
jasmeet : "my Lord, Not A Single Child Resembles Him."

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from His Death Bed, Santa Called His Wife Jasmeet And Said, "one Month After I Die I Want You To Marry Banta."
jasmeet : "banta ! But He Is Your Enemy !"
santa : " Yes, I Know That ! I've Suffered All These Years So Let Him Suffer Now."

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banta : I Was Away For A Week. Yesterday I Sent A Fax To My Wife Preeto That I'd Be Home Tonight, And When I Got Into My Room I Found Preeto In Another Man's Arms.
santa : Kept Silent For A Few Minutes, Then Coolly Said, " Maybe, She Didn't Get The Fax."

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santa Asks: Who R U?

wife: How Dare U Forget Ur Wife?

santa: Nasha Har Gam Ko Bhula Deta Hai
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Is Zamanay Say Na Hum Koi Gila Rakhainge

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Is Zamane Say Na Hum Koi Gila Rakhange
Dil Lagayein Gain To Na
Shart-E-Wafa Rakhange

Na Dikhayange Kabhi Dil Pe Lage Zakhm
Unhe
Dard Uthay Ga Magar Dil Ko Daba Rakhange

Jaan De
Daingay Agar Aik Ishaara Kar De
Ham Usay Apne Liye Bhi Na Bacha Ke Rakhange

Sab Hata Dainge Teri Raah Ki Rukawat Hamdam
Ghar Ke
Darwazay Ko Har Waqt Khula Rakhainge

Unki Har Baat Ko Bhoolay Say
Na Bhoolainge Kabhi
Unki Yadoon Ko Bhi Seenay Se Laga Rakhainge

Toot Bhi Jaayegi Umeed Jo Tere Aanay Ki
Ek Diya Phir Bhi
Hawaaon Main Jala Rakhainge

cheers…….!

Hindi SMS

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Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai,
Na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai,
Kaash abhi aap hote humari nazron ke saamne…
Par yeh kaash, kaash hi reh jaata hai..!

Khuda ko rulaya..

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ye bat such hai ke khuda ne insan banaya,
par ye insan uski ehmiyat samaj nahi paya,
banke hewan usne ek dusro ko jinda jalaya,
khud sab dekh hasta raha aur khuda ko rulaya.

Mai janta hun ke ye khwab jhute hain,
Aur ye khushiya adhuri hain;
Magar jinda rehne ke liye mere dost,
Kuchh galatfaimiyan jaruri hain!!

Sirf Chahne Se Kuch Hota Nahin Haasil,
Qayamat to Andaaz-e-Bayan Mein Hoti Hai
Ishq Mein Jab Waar Karti Hain Aankhein,
Tab Talwarein Bhi Aksar Mayan Mein Hoti Hai….!!

Chandi Chowk To China mp3 songs

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01 - S.I.D.H.U
02 - Chandni Chowk To China
03 - India Se Aaya Tera Dost (Aap Ki Khatir)
04 - Tere Naina
05 - Chak Lein De
06 - C C 2 C
07 - Chandni Chowk To China (Remix)
08 - Chak Lein De (Remix)

Chandni Chowk to China (2008 New Movie All Ring Tones in MP3)

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01 - S.I.D.H.U
02 - Chandni Chowk To China
03 - India Se Aaya Tera Dost (Aap Ki Khatir)
04 - Tere Naina
05 - Chak Lein De
06 - C C 2 C
07 - Chandni Chowk To China (Remix)
08 - Chak Lein De (Remix)

Chandni Chowk to China (2008 New Movie All Ring Tones in WAV)

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01 - S.I.D.H.U
02 - Chandni Chowk To China
03 - India Se Aaya Tera Dost (Aap Ki Khatir)
04 - Tere Naina
05 - Chak Lein De
06 - C C 2 C
07 - Chandni Chowk To China (Remix)
08 - Chak Lein De (Remix)

Maahi Ve - Raaz The Mystery Continues (New Ring Tone in MP3 and WAV)

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Maahi Ve MP3 Ring Tone

Maahi Ve WAV Ring Tone

Maahi Ve - Raaz The Mystery Continues (New Hot Video feat. Emran Hashmi in MP4)

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Maahi Ve - Raaz The Mystery Continues (New Hot Video feat. Emran Hashmi in 3GP)

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Heroes (DVDRip All Music Videos in Smartmovie)

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Makhana
Mannata
Wats Up My Bro
Badmash Launde

Heroes (DVDRip All Music Videos in 3GP)

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Makhana
Mannata
Wats Up My Bro
Badmash Launde

Heroes (DVDRip All Music Videos in MP4)

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Makhana
Mannata
Wats Up My Bro
Badmash Launde

Guzarish - Ghajini (New Extended Video in Smartmovie)

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Guzarish - Ghajini (New Extended Video in 3GP)

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Chandni Chowk to China (Title Video in MP4)

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Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga …

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Mere dil ko tab bahut jhatka laga
jab maine
mandir main

1 ladki ko cigratte peete hue dekha…

Ghooor kalyug…..

Aap believe nahin karenge….. …

Mere haath se toh

Daaru ki Bottle gir gayee….

Hindi SMS Jokes

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Pehle woh meri girlfrnd thi,

Mein bolta tha wo sunti thi,

Phir woh meri manger bani,

Woh bolti thi mein sunta tha

Jab se woh meri BIWI bani,
Hum dono bolte hain
or
muhalla sutna hai

Hindi Jokes

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Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta…

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Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi….

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra AA gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
Aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
Ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

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What is the diff. Between dava & daru?

Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi…

Have a Nice Day

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Twinkle Twinkle lazy star
Kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi pee le chai,
then call me up and say “HI”
Good Morning
Have a Nice Day+

Sardar Jokes SMS

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Sardar: I have’nt slept all night in the train.
Friend: why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: why did’nt you exchnged the birth?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth…

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 second a
woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.

Sardar-why are all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?

Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “you will go to jail”.

Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on
the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:”I’ve been
promoted as branch manager.”

Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure
as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”. After much
thought he wrote : Yes!

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. you
know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It”s already raining.
Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What
came first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever you order first will come first.

Sardar wins Rs. 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave Rs.
11 crore after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: “Give me Rs. 20 crore or else return my 20 Rs. back.!

Postman:- I had to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet
Sardar:- why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted
it….

Sardar proposed to a Girl……Girl said ‘I’m 1 year older to
you’………..
Sardar said ‘Oye no problem Soniye, I’ll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Sardar’s wish :when i die,i wanna die like my grandpa who died
peacefulyin his sleep not screamin like all the passengers in the
car he was driving..

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:” Why are you writing so slowly?
Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.

Lady Shouted At Midnight “SARDAR G” jaldi Utto BILLI Sara Doodh Pee
Gahi hai “SARDAR” Replied angerly “ULLO KEE PATI ” Kitnee Bar
Samjahya Hai KAMEEZ Pa Ka soya Kar…

Santa Banta SMS Jokes

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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!